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- Why brilliant people chase weird side quests
- 1) Isaac Newton’s kitchen-lab alchemy: chasing the Philosopher’s Stone
- 2) Alexander Graham Bell’s sheep experiment: engineering the “super-mom” ewe
- 3) Nikola Tesla’s pigeon clinic: the loneliest “lab” in New York
- 4) Albert Einstein & Leo Szilard’s “no moving parts” refrigerator
- 5) Thomas Edison’s “spirit phone”: when a pragmatist flirted with the paranormal
- What these odd projects teach us about creativity
- of “Side-Project” Experiences: The Weird Work Zone
- Conclusion
History likes its geniuses tidy: Newton “invented gravity,” Einstein “fixed the universe,” Tesla “zapped electricity into the future,” and Edison “made everything practical.”
It’s a comforting storygreat minds, great breakthroughs, neat endings.
Real life is messier (and funnier). Many of the people who built modern science also spent serious time on what can only be described as side quests:
weird fascinations, off-brand experiments, and personal obsessions that were not on the official syllabus. Sometimes these projects were private,
sometimes public, and sometimes… suspiciously close to “please don’t tell the funding committee.”
But here’s the twist: those bizarre pet projects weren’t just quirks for trivia night. They reveal how creative work actually happensthrough play,
stubborn curiosity, and the occasional detour into the strange. Below are five genuinely real, historically documented “what were you doing?” projects
from scientists whose names still echo through textbooks.
Why brilliant people chase weird side quests
Pet projects are the mental equivalent of wandering into a side room at a museum and accidentally finding the best exhibit. They often start as a itch:
a question that won’t stop tapping your brain at 2:00 a.m., an annoyance with the “normal” way things are done, or a private puzzle that feels too delicious to ignore.
For scientists, these projects can serve a few practical purposeseven when they look ridiculous on paper.
They’re a pressure valve
Working at the edge of knowledge is stressful. A side obsession can be a safe playground where you can experiment without risking your “main” reputationor your main paycheck.
They’re a creativity engine
Many breakthroughs come from cross-pollinating ideas. A scientist who tinkers outside their lane sometimes brings back techniques, metaphors, or tools that unlock the “serious” problem.
They’re a mirror
Weird projects often reveal what a scientist truly believed about realitywhat they thought the universe really was, beneath the formal equations.
Which brings us to our first side quest…
1) Isaac Newton’s kitchen-lab alchemy: chasing the Philosopher’s Stone
Newton is the patron saint of clean, sharp physics: laws, motion, gravityclick, click, click. So it’s always a shock to discover that he spent a
meaningful chunk of his life obsessed with alchemy: early “chymistry,” coded recipes, mystical language, and experiments aimed at transforming matter.
The secret Newton: equations by day, furnaces by night
Newton didn’t dabble. He collected and copied alchemical texts, took extensive notes, and worked from detailed recipes. One surviving manuscript shows
him preserving a method for creating a key alchemical substance associated with the legendary Philosopher’s Stonean idea that promised, in the lore,
the ultimate flex: turning base metals into gold and unlocking profound knowledge of nature.
If you’re wondering whether this was “science” or “magic,” the honest answer is: the categories weren’t separate yet. In Newton’s era, alchemy was a
strange blend of practical lab work (real chemicals, real furnaces, real burns on your sleeves) and symbolic language meant to hide methods from outsiders.
Newton treated it seriously because he believed nature had hidden rules, and that disciplined investigationyes, even through weird textscould uncover them.
Why it mattered (even if it didn’t work)
Newton’s alchemy didn’t produce a Philosopher’s Stone. But the pet project reveals something important about how his mind operated:
he was allergic to surface explanations. Gravity wasn’t enough; he wanted mechanisms. “Because it happens” wasn’t a satisfying answer.
Alchemy, with all its eccentric language, was still a system promising deep causal structureexactly the kind of structure Newton hunted everywhere.
There’s also a wonderfully human angle here: Newton, arguably the most formidable intellect of his century, still fell for the same temptation we all do
the hope that the universe contains a hidden shortcut if you can just decode the right manual.
2) Alexander Graham Bell’s sheep experiment: engineering the “super-mom” ewe
Bell is remembered for the telephone, but his curiosity didn’t stay politely in the realm of wires and sound. At his estate and lab in Nova Scotia,
he ran selective breeding experiments on sheepmeticulously recorded, charted, and pursued with the seriousness of a man who believed nature could be optimized.
From long-distance calls to… extra teats
The goal was surprisingly specific: Bell wanted ewes more likely to have twins (or more) and, crucially, to be able to feed them.
Since most sheep have two functional nipples, multiple births can turn into a survival bottleneck. Bell focused on the trait of multi-nippled ewes,
essentially trying to develop animals that could nurse multiple lambs successfully.
This wasn’t just farm cosplay. Bell and his collaborators kept detailed dataexactly the kind of disciplined record-keeping you’d expect from someone
who made a career out of turning invisible phenomena (sound) into measurable signals. His charts tracked parentage and outcomes with a proto-genetics flavor,
which is especially interesting given that genetics as a formal science was still finding its footing in the wider public consciousness.
The “bizarre” part is the point
Today, it sounds like a Victorian-era reality show: America’s Next Top Sheep, now with bonus nipples. But Bell’s pet project highlights a pattern:
inventors often chase biological “engineering” because living systems are the ultimate machines. If you can improve an animal’s output ethically and reliably,
you’ve essentially invented a renewable technology.
It also shows how easily scientific curiosity can slide into uncomfortable territory. Bell had interests in heredity beyond sheep, and history’s record makes clear
that heredity studies in that era sometimes tangled with harmful social ideas. The sheep project is the less morally fraught cousinyet it still belongs to the same
impulse: measure variation, select traits, change outcomes.
3) Nikola Tesla’s pigeon clinic: the loneliest “lab” in New York
Tesla is famous for big theatrical ideasalternating current, wireless visions, lightning aesthetics. But one of his most persistent, personal fixations
wasn’t electrical at all. It was pigeons.
Genius in a hotel suite, surrounded by cooing patients
In his later years, Tesla spent hours feeding pigeons in the park and routinely brought injured ones back to his room to nurse them.
Accounts describe him recruiting a hotel chef to create a custom seed mix for his birds. He kept his windows open so pigeons could come and go
which is a tender image right up until you imagine the housekeeping situation.
Tesla even spoke about a particular white pigeon with unusual emotional intensity, suggesting an attachment that went beyond “guy who likes birds.”
Whether you interpret that as poetic loneliness, eccentricity, or a coping mechanism, the behavior is well documented enough to be more than folklore.
What this pet project reveals
Tesla’s pigeon care wasn’t a business venture, and it didn’t create a new theory of physics. But it shows how the “single-minded genius” story is incomplete.
Brilliant people still need connection, routine, and something that feels purely meaningful outside of professional success.
For Teslawhose later years were marked by fewer big wins and more financial strainpigeons provided a relationship he could control:
show up, help, heal, repeat.
It also underscores a creative truth: when your brain runs hot, you often crave a simple system that responds honestly.
A bird doesn’t care about your patents. It cares whether you show up with food.
4) Albert Einstein & Leo Szilard’s “no moving parts” refrigerator
Einstein did not spend all day riding a beam of light in his imagination. Like many physicists, he also had a practical streakand one very tangible worry:
safety.
A tragic headline, a design obsession
Einstein and Szilard were motivated by reports of fatal accidents caused by refrigerator seals failing and leaking toxic refrigerant gases into homes.
Their response was wonderfully on-brand: redesign the whole concept so the most failure-prone parts aren’t there to fail.
They pursued refrigerator designs with no moving mechanical parts in key areas, using an absorption-based cycle and, in one variant,
an electromagnetic pump. The pair secured U.S. patents, including one issued in 1930.
In other words: yes, the man associated with black holes and relativity also tried to build a safer fridge.
Why it didn’t take over your kitchen
The refrigerator project ran into the same obstacle most “good idea” side projects do: real-world competition and timing.
The Great Depression made investors allergic to risk, and refrigeration tech moved fast. Soon, safer refrigerants and mass-market designs
crowded out an invention that was clever but not necessarily the cheapest or most efficient.
Still, the Einstein–Szilard refrigerator is a perfect example of a pet project with moral clarity:
it was an attempt to solve a concrete human problem using first-principles engineering. It’s also a reminder that “failed” inventions
can be deeply successful as ideasmodels for how to think about safety, reliability, and design under constraints.
5) Thomas Edison’s “spirit phone”: when a pragmatist flirted with the paranormal
Edison’s brand was practicality: make it useful, make it manufacturable, make it pay rent. Which is why one of his strangest public claims
remains so deliciously unexpected.
“An apparatus” to talk to personalities who left Earth
In 1920, in an interview conducted by B. C. Forbes (yes, that Forbes), Edison said he had been working on an apparatus to see whether
personalities that had left this world could communicate with us.
The era was thick with spiritualismséances, spirit photography, public fascination with the afterlifeso the claim hit like a spark in dry grass.
The awkward part for modern readers: there’s no clear evidence that Edison completed such a device or demonstrated it publicly.
So what was it? A sincere experiment? A speculative idea spoken too confidently? A headline-friendly remark that got away from him?
The historical record supports the interview and the claim, but not a finished “ghost gadget” you could order from a catalog.
Why a “spirit phone” makes sense in Edison-brain logic
It’s tempting to laugh and move on. But Edison’s mindset was: if something exists and interacts with the physical world,
it should be detectable with the right instrument. That’s basically the philosophy behind half of modern science.
Edison simply applied it to the biggest and weirdest “maybe” humans have ever argued about.
If you want an additional Edison side quest that did make it further into the world: he also pushed concrete-based innovations,
including visions of affordable, molded concrete houses. It’s not paranormal, but it’s the same pattern
an inventor seeing the world and thinking, “This whole system could be rebuilt if we just change the materials.”
What these odd projects teach us about creativity
Put these five side quests in a lineup and you start to see the common DNA:
1) Curiosity is rarely “efficient”
Newton didn’t need alchemy to do physics. Tesla didn’t need pigeons to design motors. But the mind doesn’t run on productivity software.
It runs on fascination.
2) A pet project can be a values statement
Einstein’s refrigerator wasn’t about ego; it was about safety. Bell’s breeding project was about optimization and heredity.
Edison’s spirit idea was about instrumentation and proof. These were personal missions.
3) Weird work protects your imagination
When everyone expects you to be “the gravity guy” or “the telephone guy,” a bizarre detour keeps you from becoming your own museum exhibit.
Side projects let you stay alive as a thinker.
of “Side-Project” Experiences: The Weird Work Zone
If you’ve ever started a harmless little curiosity and then looked up to realize three hours have passed and you’ve somehow opened twelve tabs,
drawn a diagram on a receipt, and are now explaining your new theory to a confused petcongratulations. You have touched the same psychological
circuitry that powered some of history’s most famous scientists.
The experience almost always begins with a tiny irritation: “Why does this thing work that way?” or “What if we removed this one fragile part?”
It feels innocent, even relaxinglike taking a walk. Then the walk turns into a hike. Then you’re in the woods building a small cabin and
telling people you’ll be “back soon.” The best (and worst) pet projects are like that: they don’t ask permission; they recruit you.
There’s also a particular emotional rhythm to weird side quests. First comes the thrill of secret progress: the private notebook,
the prototype no one asked for, the small test that actually works. Then comes the second phasemild embarrassmentwhen you try to explain it out loud.
You can hear yourself saying, “Okay, I know this sounds strange, but…” That sentence has launched entire fields and also many regrettable group texts.
In labs and workshops, people often describe the same moment of awkward clarity: the point where your pet project becomes real.
Not “real” as in publishablereal as in it changes how you see everything else. Newton’s alchemy may not have delivered gold,
but it trained him to treat nature as something you can interrogate. Einstein’s fridge didn’t dominate kitchens,
but it sharpened a design instinct: remove failure points, design for safety. Even Tesla’s pigeon routineodd as it seemsshows how a simple,
repeatable practice can stabilize a mind that otherwise lives in storms.
The most relatable part? Side projects thrive on constraints. You do them after hours. You do them with leftover parts.
You do them with half a budget and twice the stubbornness. That constraint creates a weird freedom: because it’s “not official,” it’s allowed to be playful.
And play is a powerful research method. It lowers the fear of being wrong. It invites experiments that would feel too risky in the “serious” lane.
The practical lesson, if you want one: treat pet projects like a sandbox with rules. Give them a small time box, a small budget, and a simple goal
not because creativity needs a leash, but because creativity needs a container. Otherwise, the side quest becomes the whole game
and you wake up six months later with a beautiful, useless invention and a haunting sense that you have become Thomas Edison
explaining a ghost phone to a journalist.
Still, there’s something deeply reassuring about all this. The people we call geniuses weren’t robots built to output achievements.
They were humans with obsessions. Sometimes those obsessions were weird. Sometimes they were tender.
Sometimes they were misguided. But they were almost always revealingand occasionally, they were the doorway to the next big idea.
Conclusion
The next time you hear “scientist” and picture a straight line from hypothesis to Nobel Prize, remember the real pattern:
curiosity zigzags. Newton read occult recipes. Bell bred multi-nippled sheep. Tesla ran a pigeon hospital.
Einstein designed a safer refrigerator. Edison talked about building a device to detect voices from the beyond.
Bizarre? Absolutely. But those projects also remind us that originality doesn’t come from staying perfectly on track.
Sometimes the most “unscientific-looking” detour is where a scientific mind is most itself.